Reblog if you think Izumi is young. Two brothers...
A day in the life
Me: Okay, I have to to do ___ today. I said I would yesterday, but I was too tired/busy/whatever.
Me: Nothing's getting done today.
Code Geass Deaths
[[MORE]] People don’t die enough in Code Geass. I was actually really upset to find Jeremiah, Nunnally, Guilford, Cornelia, and others DIDN’T actually die. It was like messing with my emotions, then inexplicably (because of masterminds of medical science, or whatever) they lived. I don’t think they even explain Nunnally’s survival from the F.L.E.I.J.A. But when people...
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Reblog if it's okay to befriend you, ask...
Here’s the thing, while capitalism promotes innovation, it also actively...– pieceinthepuzzlehumanity (via humanformat) smart man. (via leftist-linguaphile)
everyone: music is my life
rhcp fans: music is my aeroplane
In times of crisis, we tend to scapegoat the vulnerable rather than confront the...– Brother West (via dionthesocialist) Cornel West is so awesome. (via sanityscraps)
me: i need to lose weight
me: is that a cake
Scrolling through Shirley's pics makes me so...
But it’s like a drug.
ABC7 Chicago - Travyon Martin Called 911 Shortly... →
abaldwin360: The link goes to an audio file of the ABC7 Chicago Broadcast, more details as I can find them.
Oil has been found in Kenya.
stfuconfederates: Is there a (possibly dead or ousted) warlord that may or may not still be there that we can use to get the attention of white guilt and saviorness so that we can send troops over there?
Anthem: Top Ten Genocides In History →
foxglovesalad: The word ‘genocide’ was coined in 1944 to name a particularly shocking and horrific crime of violence which it was then believed could never happen again. That it has been put into practice so many times in one century is even more shocking. Genocide is not a wild beast or a… I am shocked that the Armenian Genocide did not make this list.
User: How do you feel about our odds?
Cleverbot: He is the Son of God. He is my savior.
User: I didn't know you were religious, Shepard.
Cleverbot: I'm not. Just saying.
User: Oh, okay good.
Cleverbot: Good? How is that good?
User: Well, I'm a Turian.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: It's...what I am. Shepard, how can you not know what a Turian is?
Cleverbot: I know who I am.
User: Shepard. We've known each other for however long and you still don't know what a Turian is?
Cleverbot: We've known each other for 5 years.
User: That's actually right. Wow.
Cleverbot: Do you need information because you are a woman?!
User: Wh...what. Shepard, I am a man. And that's awfully sexist.
Cleverbot: That is. I have only been to America once.
User: Yeah, we live in space.
Cleverbot: That is true. And we love.
User: We do love. I guess.
Cleverbot: You know the rules, and so do I.
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie.
User: Never gonna say goodbye.
Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
User: We've known each other for so long.
Cleverbot: Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it.
User: Inside we both know what's been going on.
Cleverbot: We know the game and we're gonna play it.
User: And if you ask me how I'm feeling.
Cleverbot: Don't tell me you're too blind to see.
User: Never gonna give you up!
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: I'm glad we had this talk.
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum watches 9 parts of a really good movie on youtube and then realizes that youtube removed part 10. I thought this craze was over but this is too good NOT to reblog.
White Person Fact:
somepolitics: Dressing like a Black person makes you a bad person. For “what does a Black person dress like”, see definition of “anything.”
Occupy All Streets: U.S. Marines... →
shanksinatra: Via Global Research: The hidden agenda in Uganda, Central Africa and the Horn of Africa is the conquest of oil and strategic mineral resources. Going after Joseph Kony and protecting Ugandan children is a cynical smokescreen, a pretext for a “humanitarian intervention” in a…